if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I could fuck to npr.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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