I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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