Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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