Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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