Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Panties = found
Randomize
