That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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