shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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