I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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