All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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