You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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