S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
