His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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