you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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