You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
