STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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