talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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