Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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