found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
