Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it's like iHOP with fire
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
