gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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