I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
This toilet bowl is my home.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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