I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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