Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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