so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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