so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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