Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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