somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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