# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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