if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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