Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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