If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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