Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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