in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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