i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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