the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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