Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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