THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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