Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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