but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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