I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she pinky promised me she was 18
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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