with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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