It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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