do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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