Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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