he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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