there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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