i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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