u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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