check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
operation have a gay friend backfired
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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