last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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