I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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